A WHAAAT?! The family of a Filipina who died recently in the US were not sure how to conduct a novena for her wake.
“Wala diay mananabtan diha?” a relative asked.
“Unsa na?” one of them replied.
“Kana gud modala sa novena para sa patay, unya taas kaayo ang litanya nga wa ta kasabot.”
“Aw, wa man na diri.”