ATTRACTIVE YET REPELLENT. A man who was plagued by mosquitos nightly ordered a portable mosquito repellent online. Alas, it was caught up in the rush of holiday packages and delayed. When it arrived the problem was practically gone as the mosquito population in his area had dropped drastically.
Now he wonders what to do with it.
“Himoa na lang og lamp,” his friend said, “nindot mad sad tan-awon.”