GARLIC IS A WEAPON. The EAR overheard this brief but amusing exchange between two friends about the current shortages in the Philippines.
FRIEND 1: Ang nag-una’g shortage ang asukar, unya ang asin, karon ang ahos nasad?
FRIEND 2: Di man sad na kaayo importante ang ahos.
FRIEND 1: Pangontra diay sa aswang, pre?
FRIEND 2: Amaw man ka oy...