CONSOLATION PRIZE. The EAR overheard this exchange between two men after they heard that Oxford University said the special diploma that they issued to a presidential candidate here was not considered a degree.
MAN 1: “Unsa man diay gamit anang special diploma, bai?”
MAN 2: “Ay dah, pawala sa uwaw sa wa naka-graduate gud.”
MAN 1: “Aw, mao ba?”