A pharmacist was irked when a man from a mountain barangay asked her if they had vitamin C. The pharmacist said they had Poteen C and C jeep. But when the man prepared to pay, he complained: “Di man ni mao day. Gikan Russia ug China ang akong gipangita, Putin C ug C jip.” The pharmacist called the guard: “C paa ra gud ni pagawas ning tawhana.”