NOTED. A man went to a famous chicharon store in Cebu City and handed the clerk a note.
Clerk: “Pasensiya na, sir. Wa diri among tag-iya.”
Man: “Ha? Mamalit man ko, day.”
Clerk: “Aw, sorry kaayo, sir. Daghan man gud mangayo tabang inig Pasko unya motunol lang og suwat.”
The note turned out to be a list of pork products the man wanted to buy.