I would liketo apologize…

SORRY'S NOT ENOUGH.  After a man and his wife fought over a matter involving a third party, she thought of the perfect way to make him apologize; take an ad out in the newspaper the same way those who say sorry for stealing electric power do.

"Pastilan, ang ganahan sa akong asawa mag-ad ko sa newspaper, mora ko og nangawat og koryente," he told The EAR.

The wife gave him a week to do it but he said he isn't hurrying; she might yet change her mind.