Wrong spelling

SPELLING.The spelling of the name of his departed wife on the "lapida" was wrong.  "I'm sure suko gyud missis ko," said the husband. "Pero korehian ko ra na liwas sa kalag-kalag," he promised. After the kalag-kalag the husband was all set to have the spelling corrected, from wrong spelling of "Lonora" to Leonora."

 SHOCKED. The husband was shocked to find out that the correction of his wife's name had already been made. Upon reaching home he got a call on his cellphone: "Brod, akoy nagkorek sa ngan kay wa man nimo tagda ang sayop." It was the wife's ex-suitor who called up.