SPACE. A purchaser of a burial plot in a memorial cemetery said he bought the plot along a pathway for added free space beside his property. Later on as more people purchased plots in the cemetery, and the burial ground became crowded, the management sold even the pathway beside the plot he had bought.
REASON. He said that the pathway was the reason why he bought the plot where his wife is now buried. He said he confronted the administrator of the memorial park saying: "Mao man ganing rason nga gipili ko tong lugara bisan medyo mahal unya inyong gibaligya." The administrator, he said, was silent but laughed when he said: "Kagon (kalagon) baya ka sa akong asawa.