Cebu guitar

GUITAR. A balikbayan who dropped by a guitar shop to buy two guitars to be brought home (Canada) as pasalubong, said to the man attending to him: "Di ba maayo, Sir kon butangan ang inyong product og label nga nag-ingon ‘Proudy Made in Cebu, Philippines’?"

ANSWER. You know what the answer of the guitar shop owner was?" The balikbayan said he was dismayed. The answer he got was: "Di maayo, Sir. Naa man guy buyers from abroad nga ilang ipabilib nga hinimo ang guitar sa inilang manufacturer  sa Europe." The balikbayan said he could only slap his forehead as he said: "Oh, my God!"