Panties may cause split-up

PANTIES. Talks making the rounds of a high-class neighborhood in the city's North District have it that a well-heeled couple is in danger of splitting up because of a set of medium-size ladies panties. Our Ear informer says the wife discovered a pack of 12 panties in hubby's luggage (“maleta”). The husband had just arrived from a Hong Kong business trip.

“PASALUBONG”. The husband explained that the pack of panties (silk and in different colors) was “pasalubong” for the wife who did not believe it. “Kagagmay anang pantiha. Extra-large akong size. Siyaro wa ka pa maka-memorize sa akong size, napu na katuig na ang imong paghos-hos sa panty ko.”

AGGRAVATING WORDS.  Friends of the wife are aggravating the situation by whispering (“hunghong”) to her that the panties were for her husband's “kabit.”