Dance the Gangnam as penalty

DANCE AS PENALTY. Two minors, both girls, on their way home one late evening were nabbed by two men claiming to be barangay tanods. They were told that they violated the curfew ordinance. The two girls pleaded to be allowed to go home. “Pasayloa lang mi Sir. Gutom na wa pa mi panihapon,” one of the girls said. “Papaulion ta mo pero sayaw sa,” said the tanod.

GANGNAM. The girls were ordered to dance the Gangnam Style. “Sige na, sayaw na, di mo kauli kon di mo mosayaw,” the tanod said. “Misayaw nalang mi bisan way music,” the girls told an Ear informer. “Tanod kaha to sila, Sir,” the girls said, doubting the genuineness of the barangay cops.