Money a toilet paper

DIRTY PESO BILLS. This newspaper’s editorial last Saturday, Nov. 17/12, was about our 20-peso bill that are so rotten they look like soiled toilet paper. One teenager, son of The Ear’s informer, said he had actually made a toilet paper out of his old and rotten 20-peso bill.

NO TISSUE AVAILABLE. Our informer’s son said the mall CR he answered the call of nature in did not have a toilet paper. “Nagdali ko makagawas kay naghuwat ang GF ko so I used my dirty 20-peso bill,” the boy said. “In fact, duha ka 20-peso bills ang nagamit ko.” This is a reminder for mall owners to always provide toilet paper in their CRs, the father (our informer) said.