Happy Go Lucky Feng Shui!

Radio na, TV pa! Gusto ko, happy ka! ... these campaigns unnerve!

But how about being happy and lucky? Yes here are tips how to be:

1.  Fix and arrange your possessions including your house to be happy and then lucky or vice versa, be lucky then happy!

2. An orchid flower real or artificial attracts happiness to any place from womb to tomb.

3. Avoid any image or artwork of grief, sadness and poverty.

4. Never have moustache or beard or both as it attracts poverty and sadness in life and contaminates others!  Now you know one to be a faker Feng Shui if these features are found.

5.  Toilet above main door or master bed attracts a life full of shit!

6.  Never have toilet seat at your lucky Feng Shui directions as you flush luck away.

7.  Never have cracked or broken mirrors.

8.  Never have bed facing door as it makes for a sad love life.

9.  Do not have flowering plants in front of main door as your partner in love will look for other flowers each time the plants flower.

10. Never wear red underwear if you do not want burned affairs, infernal or not!

11.  Watch out for the annual flying star Feng Shui direction for disharmony.

12.  Never have any cooking appliances face any water be it real, symbolic or a painting!

These dozen tips are guaranteed to attract much sustainable lucks and happiness in your life!  Try it and be happy, go lucky!