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2015 - Not a Lucky Year for Mistresses!

NO NON-SENSE FENG SHUI - Feng Shui Master Aldric Dalumpines - The Freeman

Good news or bad?

Don't wince now but in the feng shui scientific prognosis for the Year of the Wood Sheep 2015, any lover other than your number one will be deficient of luck, prosperity and good health!

And it goes for all genders: male, female and anyone in between.

Why is it so? (You may ask gleefully or mournfully, depending on which side of the fence you are.) "Sirit" in Tagalog, "lagpat" in Visayan - or here is the answer in English: It is simply because the West direction is the worst direction in the Year of the Wood Sheep 2015! West is the place of pleasure. Even ancient palaces in the kingdoms of the Eastern civilizations, in Asia, assigned the concubines and courtesans to the western rooms! The west, this year in feng shui astrology, is the place of the so-called "Three Killings," which simply means challenges that can lead to losses in three areas of one's life: money, health and possibly life - one's own or that of a loved one! It's a triple whammy scenario, horrifying but, through years of Chinese feng shui observations, true when cycles turn into this bad feng shui situation.

So there, any illicit romantic affair for personal convenience be it truly love, a fling, or a buy-sexual relationship - yes, it can be bisexual, too, at a price - ends up in telenovela-like scenarios! There's a song titled "Some Good Things Never Last." How to avert or remedy the situation? There is such a thing as feng shui for mistresses. But that is another topic not for later. Doubly hurting for the heart is if the subject is a youngest daughter in her nuclear family.

West is also the luck sector of the youngest daughter in feng shui, which turns sour this year. In the meantime, mistresses or lovers at this juncture are best advised or "ordered," without meddling on my part, to stay away from west rooms, or west-oriented beds!

Breaking line as in martial arts or "iwas-pusoy" (preventing bad luck) is the name of the game this year for the other "men, women and in-betweens." The best advice is to redeem your goodselves by simply resolving your situation and leveling up to where your human dignity belongs, in virtue not folly. Simply be good - honor yourself as well as others' families! Suffering is optional in feng shui lest you are truly enjoying it. Have a life, respect the wife and husband of others in namaste!

The only way to your true happiness is between your ears and between your armpits - never your legs. And never ever believe the classic lie that you shall be "the last, the best and everything nice!" Fairytales do not always have happy endings, but there is still time for you to live happily ever after. The answer is in your hands in 2015! Let go? Good feng shui!

 

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FAIRYTALES

FENG

GOOD

SHUI

SIRIT

SOME GOOD THINGS NEVER LAST

THREE KILLINGS

WEST

YEAR

YEAR OF THE WOOD SHEEP

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