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Here Comes The Sitman

By John L. Silva | September 14, 2003 - 12:00am

One funny item recently in the otherwise depressing business section of the paper was that Toto, the Japanese toilet manufacturer, is soon to export its Shower Toilets to China and the US at $4,000 a pop. ...

Starweek Magazine