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It'll end in Tears

By Scott R. Garceau | May 9, 2010 - 12:00am

Imagine you are a golden goose. You can lay bullion eggs anytime you like, seemingly; they just dribble out of your butt and sparkle up the barnyard.

Sunday Lifestyle