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I’m too shy to ask anybody about my problem.  My jeans and slacks last only from seven to nine months and then I have to discard them. The cause is that I’m a bit on the heavy side and the thigh/crotch area of the pants becomes thinner and thinner until it rips, creating a hole that becomes wider as I wear the pants continuously. I know the cause is friction from my thighs and everyday use. One option is to lose weight; is there another one?  – URGENT


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                    [AuthorID] => 1761978
                    [AuthorName] => Tanya T. Lara
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I’m too shy to ask anybody about my problem.  My jeans and slacks last only from seven to nine months and then I have to discard them. The cause is that I’m a bit on the heavy side and the thigh/crotch area of the pants becomes thinner and thinner until it rips, creating a hole that becomes wider as I wear the pants continuously. I know the cause is friction from my thighs and everyday use. One option is to lose weight; is there another one?  – URGENT


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Angst over pants

By Tanya T. Lara | July 30, 2005 - 12:00am

Dear Home 911, I’m too shy to ask anybody about my problem. My jeans and slacks last only from seven to nine months and then I have to discard them. The cause is that I’m a bit on the heavy side and...

Modern Living