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Harsher laws now

By Korina Sanchez | January 7, 2015 - 12:00am

Six days after the New Year, we are still reading about injuries due to stray bullets fired from indiscriminate morons.

Freeman Opinion

5 views on what morons are made of

By Ricky Lo | October 30, 2014 - 12:00am

No truth to the rumor that if you watch a movie about morons, you are one of them, too. Joke!

Entertainment