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When I was younger, I wanted to be white – white as in "white men can’t jump" white. I constantly harassed my mom about why I wasn’t the love child of an Aryan loser instead. I hated looking so exotic, or at least that’s how my grandfather would call me amid my sea of blue-eyed playmates in kindergarten. 


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MATERIAL GIRL MARIE ANTOINETTE

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Let’s face it

By Celine Lopez | January 8, 2006 - 12:00am

Everyone has an awkward stage. Many grow out of it, while others continually reinvent themselves with knives and a plaster of cosmetics hoping to find themselves in the fog. When I was younger, I wanted to be white...

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