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Kamala kazoo

By Joseph Gonzales | 11 days ago

America has spoken. And boy, did we find out a lot about America.

Freeman Opinion

The ten-mil reason

By Joseph Gonzales | August 25, 2024 - 12:00am

Ten million pesos matters, apparently. Or does it?

Freeman Opinion

Tonedeaf fuzz

By Joseph Gonzales | December 31, 2023 - 12:00am

Are you excited about Peach Fuzz, the Pantone color of the year for the forthcoming year that is 2024?

Freeman Opinion

Rizz is it

By Joseph Gonzales | December 10, 2023 - 12:00am

Oxford has spoken.

Freeman Opinion

Bribe convo

By Joseph Gonzales | September 17, 2023 - 12:00am

The current bribery scandal now rocking New York City is remarkable - not only for the youth of its perpetrator (38), but also how remarkably careless (or stupid) he was.

Freeman Opinion

Airport idiocy

By Josephus Jimenez | August 27, 2023 - 12:00am

These Immigration officers are really bent on making our lives hell.

Freeman Opinion

Con artiste

By Joseph Gonzales | August 13, 2023 - 12:00am

Why would the Department of Education need confidential funds?

Freeman Opinion

Legally Barbie

By Joseph Gonzales | July 9, 2023 - 12:00am

The live-action version of favorite leftist whipping-girl Barbie hasn’t even been released, and already, it’s thigh-high in controversy. Reportedly, the movie shows some version of the nine-dash territorial...

Freeman Opinion

Poor Larry

By Joseph Gonzales | July 2, 2023 - 12:00am

Separate but equal branches of government have just sent mixed messages to us, the confused populace.

Freeman Opinion

America's new rules of engagement

By Joseph T. Gpnzales | February 12, 2017 - 12:00am

It's Trump time once more!

Freeman Opinion