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LA PRARIE SKIN CAVIAR AND CERAMIDE CAPSULES

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The war between gravity, time and paranoia

By Celine Lopez | April 23, 2006 - 12:00am

Recently, I just got the best compliment ever by being rejected service in a bar. In my last trip to New York, I ACTUALLY GOT CARDED! Since my purse was too small for anything else but my lip gloss, AMEX and...

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