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Major Mermaid rant

By Manna Alcaraz | July 21, 2008 - 12:00am

Okay, first of all, can I just say that we do not comb our hair with that human eating apparatus that you call “fork.” Whoever that Walt Disney guy was he definitely had the wrong idea about...

Freeman Cebu Lifestyle