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'Selfie,' 'twerk' top school's annoying word list

By Ed White | January 1, 2014 - 4:52am

A Michigan university has issued its annual list of annoying words, and those flexible enough to take selfies of themselves twerking should take note.

World

'Selfie,' 'twerk' top school's annoying word list

By Ed White | December 31, 2013 - 3:54pm

A Michigan university has issued its annual list of annoying words, and those flexible enough to take selfies of themselves twerking should take note.

World

Rapper PSY wants Tom Cruise to go 'Gangnam Style'

November 29, 2012 - 3:22am

The South Korean rapper behind YouTube's most-viewed video ever has set what might be a "Mission: Impossible" for himself.