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"Old men are dangerous, because they no longer care what will happen to the world." — Anonymous 


Dikembe Mutombo is fuming mad. The Houston Rockets center and Georgetown alumnus has threatened to ask NBA commissioner David Stern to put a stop to all the jokes about his age. Of course, I wouldn’t really know what Stern can do about other people’s humor, so that won’t get too far. When did it merit a technical foul or suspension to crack a joke?


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Jokes for Mutombo

By Bill Velasco | January 22, 2007 - 12:00am

"Old men are dangerous, because they no longer care what will happen to the world." — Anonymous Dikembe Mutombo is fuming mad. The Houston Rockets center and Georgetown alumnus has threatened...

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