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The Daddy Journals: The Road To Wellville

By Scott R. Garceau | May 11, 2003 - 12:00am

It’s 5:30 a.m. and we’re trying to perform an Emergency Boogerectomy on our baby daughter so she can sleep for another hour or so. It has been decided that I possess the steadier hand at this hour, so I...

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