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Matapos pasimulang kumpunihin ang riles, banyo o Comfort Room (CR), elevator at escalator naman ng Metro Rail Transit (MRT)-3 ang pinasimulang isaayos kahapon.

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                    [AuthorName] => Cindy Jones
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                    [AuthorName] => Aster Amoyo
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                    [Summary] => Come one, come all! You’re all invited to Tuesday Vargas’ carnival concert! Billed as Habulin Niyo Ako, the show is a first in many ways. This is  Tuesday Vargas’ first ever solo concert, where she will display all of her talents. Habulin Niyo Ako may just as well be the first ever carnival concert to hit town. A wacky idea that is as wacky as its star.


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                    [ColumnID] => 134613
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                    [Title] => Tim Tayag isn’t so tiny
                    [Summary] => "Tayag, bayag. Tayag, bayag."


That’s just one of the jokes Filipino-American stand-up comedian Tim Tayag laid on the audience at the Comfort Room (formerly Monk’s Dream) at Jupiter Place on Jupiter Street in Makati, where Tayag had gigs every Saturday night in May with the rest of the Comfort Room comedy revue.


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                    [Title] => Sexy actress, idinate ng gurang na businessman sa hotel
                    [Summary] => ALAM n'yo bang idinate ng isang gurang na businessman ang isang sexy actress sa isang hotel sa Mandaluyong City?


Ayon sa aking bubuwit, 71 days na lang at Pasko na.


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Comfort Room

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Ayon sa aking bubuwit, 71 days na lang at Pasko na.


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