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Hung by the Gil(s)

By WRY BREAD By Philip Cu-Unjieng | June 7, 2004 - 12:00am

If I have to watch the William Hung video one more time, God help me, I’ll put my foot through the TV screen, or make the plasma screen bleed! I really believe the most insidious form of contemporary mental...

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