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I fell into a fishpond after a mini-concert

By SUNDRY STROKES | May 2, 2009 - 12:00am

Without my eye glasses, I missed the step leading to the bridge that spanned the whole length of the fishpond. I lost my balance with such impact that I walked in uncontrollable haste and without direction until...

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