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Welcome to the black box

By Scott R. Garceau | July 21, 2013 - 12:00am

Satirists don’t usually break your heart. There’s Swift with his acid wit, and Mark Twain’s wry ironies, and Kurt Vonnegut’s deadpan prophecies.

Sunday Lifestyle

The speed of life

By Scott R. Garceau | June 20, 2010 - 12:00am

"Can people time travel, Daddy?”An innocent question from my seven-year-old daughter one night, while preparing her for bed.

Sunday Lifestyle

Aliens and Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

By Lorenzo Tañedo | December 4, 2005 - 12:00am

This Week’s Winner Lorenzo Tañedo intended to submit a less whimsical piece on his favorite book, although he claims – as he always had – that aliens ate his homework. Last night, I was...

Sunday Lifestyle

Aliens and Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

By Lorenzo Tañedo | December 4, 2005 - 12:00am

This Week’s Winner Lorenzo Tañedo intended to submit a less whimsical piece on his favorite book, although he claims – as he always had – that aliens ate his homework. Last night, I was...

Sunday Lifestyle

Kurt Vonnegut: Close encounters of the ironic kind

By Marikar C. Narra | May 8, 2005 - 12:00am

This Week’s Winner Marikar C. Narra took up Communication Arts major in Journalism at Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila. She wrote for her school newspaper in grade school and joined various essay writing...

Sunday Lifestyle