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I now play the carb Nazi to my two unsuspecting pals whom I will call Ernie and Bert. I put them on an experimental 12-step program since both are desperate to lose their spare tires but end up losing their minds instead.
Step One: Inform
[DatePublished] => 2004-06-20 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133192 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1804717 [AuthorName] => Celine Lopez [SectionName] => Sunday Lifestyle [SectionUrl] => sunday-life [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 229757 [Title] => Who sez GMA is demoralized? [Summary] => Everything is deteriorating into politics.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing is already being broadcast on the airwaves and in shopping malls (to drum up pre-Christmas sales). But the Angels are scarce heard amid the political name-calling and bombastic boasting below.
[DatePublished] => 2003-11-30 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133172 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1510184 [AuthorName] => Max V. Soliven [SectionName] => Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
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I now play the carb Nazi to my two unsuspecting pals whom I will call Ernie and Bert. I put them on an experimental 12-step program since both are desperate to lose their spare tires but end up losing their minds instead.
Step One: Inform
[DatePublished] => 2004-06-20 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133192 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1804717 [AuthorName] => Celine Lopez [SectionName] => Sunday Lifestyle [SectionUrl] => sunday-life [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 229757 [Title] => Who sez GMA is demoralized? [Summary] => Everything is deteriorating into politics.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing is already being broadcast on the airwaves and in shopping malls (to drum up pre-Christmas sales). But the Angels are scarce heard amid the political name-calling and bombastic boasting below.
[DatePublished] => 2003-11-30 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133172 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1510184 [AuthorName] => Max V. Soliven [SectionName] => Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
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By Celine Lopez | June 20, 2004 - 12:00am
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BY THE WAY | By Max V. Soliven | November 30, 2003 - 12:00am
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