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[Title] => AA: Atkins Anonymous
[Summary] => You know you’ve died and gone to hell when you find yourself at three in the morning drunk as a skunk and scooping out the pork contents of a siopao at your neighborhood store. Yes it’s this Atkins thing again. This time around the theme is misery loves company.
I now play the carb Nazi to my two unsuspecting pals whom I will call Ernie and Bert. I put them on an experimental 12-step program since both are desperate to lose their spare tires but end up losing their minds instead.
Step One: Inform
[DatePublished] => 2004-06-20 00:00:00
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[AuthorID] => 1804717
[AuthorName] => Celine Lopez
[SectionName] => Sunday Lifestyle
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[Title] => Who sez GMA is demoralized?
[Summary] => Everything is deteriorating into politics.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing is already being broadcast on the airwaves and in shopping malls (to drum up pre-Christmas sales). But the Angels are scarce heard amid the political name-calling and bombastic boasting below.
[DatePublished] => 2003-11-30 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133172
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[AuthorName] => Max V. Soliven
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[Summary] => You know you’ve died and gone to hell when you find yourself at three in the morning drunk as a skunk and scooping out the pork contents of a siopao at your neighborhood store. Yes it’s this Atkins thing again. This time around the theme is misery loves company.
I now play the carb Nazi to my two unsuspecting pals whom I will call Ernie and Bert. I put them on an experimental 12-step program since both are desperate to lose their spare tires but end up losing their minds instead.
Step One: Inform
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[Title] => Who sez GMA is demoralized?
[Summary] => Everything is deteriorating into politics.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing is already being broadcast on the airwaves and in shopping malls (to drum up pre-Christmas sales). But the Angels are scarce heard amid the political name-calling and bombastic boasting below.
[DatePublished] => 2003-11-30 00:00:00
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