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Ramon Villarosa Mitra, RIP - Roses And Thorns

By Alejandro R. Roces | March 23, 2000 - 12:00am

There is an unpublished play that starts with a beautiful Filipina addressing the audience thus: "I never met a man so obsessed with his cock. It's the center of his universe. And he expects me to stand in awe...

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