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"And now we see the San Diego dancers," the announcer said over the air as the dancers passed by, "they have come all the way from San Diego, California."


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Ayon sa aking bubuwit, happy birthday muna kay Kim Urbano, Judge Calimbahin, JM Soria, Kix Santos, Corazon Acyatan, Elo Mallari, Bro. Nani Castelo, Bro. Patrick Rivera at Bro. Rolly Manuel.


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Report

By Teban ug Goliat | April 13, 2010 - 12:00am

ANNOUNCER: Atong dawaton karon ang report, gikan sa atong reporter ... pasok.

Banat Kalingawan

What happened during the Sinulog

By The Ear | January 22, 2007 - 12:00am

THE SAN DIEGO DANCERS. A Ear source reported getting the laugh of her life when she heard a misinformed local radio announcer misintroduce a popular dance troupe. "And now we see the San Diego dancers,"...

Freeman Opinion

Boxing foibles

By Bill Velasco | July 21, 2003 - 12:00am

Professional boxing is a brutal sport, and it’s often hard to find the humor in it, what with grown men trying to beat each other into unconsciousness. But over the years, I’ve found a number of humorous...

Sports

Boobs ng lady announcer 'pinaglaruan' ng doctor

June 19, 2001 - 12:00am

Alam n’yo bang ‘‘pinaglaruan’’...

PSN Opinyon

Boobs ng lady announcer 'pinaglaruan' ng doctor

June 19, 2001 - 12:00am

Alam n’yo bang ‘‘pinaglaruan’’ umano ng isang doktor ang boobs ng isang lady announcer? Ayon sa aking bubuwit, happy birthday muna kay Kim Urbano, Judge Calimbahin, JM Soria, Kix Santos,...

PSN Opinyon