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My friend Fixodent

By Butch Dalisay | April 25, 2005 - 12:00am

You know that you’ve attained a certain degree of maturity when your mother has a heart-to-heart talk with you about dentures and their proper maintenance. Shortly before I left her with my sister in Virginia,...

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