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It takes a villain

By Scott R. Garceau | December 29, 2013 - 12:00am

Chuck Klosterman can no longer hate Coldplay. One of his more amusing rants, in days gone by, was about the song Yellow, and how all singer Chris Martin had to do was observe that stars were, in fact, yellow to project...

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