The Laker newcomers are old to the trade. Gary Payton, whos celebrating his 35th birthday today, joins in after a forgettable, brief stint at Milwaukee. The Glove leaves no room for point guard Derek Fisher in Jacksons starting lineup. Not a problem, say Laker diehards, since Fisher took the brunt of the flak for his accommodating defense in the San Antonio series last May. But wait. Payton is convinced hes a star. He plays like a star and even if hes agreed to a pay cut for a chance to win a championship, its difficult to imagine a star not playing like a star.
Then theres Karl Malone, the Mailman whos found a new post office. He turns 40 tomorrow. Although Malone keeps fit and trim, theres no turning back the hands of time. Malones value to the Lakers is he gives Jackson a second post-up option. And hell help Shaq off the boards. But what will happen to Malone when the Sacramento Kings, the Dallas Mavericks and the Spurs rev up their engines and attack at full throttle? Simple. Malone gets left behind to breathe the dust of the fastbreak.
So whose big idea was it to bring in oldtimers to the Lakers? Jerry West wouldnt have dreamed of it and hes probably chuckling in Memphis whose future is tied up to young prospects not geriatrics.
The finger points to Jackson. General manager Mitch Kupchak has little power in the organization. The man in the controls is Jackson whos invested heavily in the Lakers by courting owner Jerry Buss daughter Jeanie. Its convenient that Jeanie runs the franchises business affairs, meaning she signs the checks and decides who gets what. Jeanie was credited for the astute decision to demote Tex Winter in the coaching staff to create space for Kurt Rambis who couldnt earn enough as a front office gofer. Coincidentally, Rambis wife is Jeanies close friend.
Jackson is an impatient man. His philosophy is here and now. Never mind looking at whats down the road two or three years from today. His mission is to get rich quick.
With four stars in the fold, Jackson probably figures hes got the mix to scare the wits out of every NBA team in title contention. Laker fans call it the Fab Four, like the Beatles, only they seem more like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse signaling the death knell of a once proud and mighty franchise.
Shaq, slowed down by injuries through the years, is now a ripe 31. Kobe Bryant is the only youngster in the quartet at 24 but at the rate his case of sexual abuse is proceeding, hell be a lot older than his age before its over.
Bryant himself appears unconvinced of Jacksons maneuvering. Hes announced that at the end of his contract next year, hell likely test the free agent waters.
Listed in the Lakers roster are free agents Mark Madsen, Samaki Walker, Brian Shaw and Tracy Murray. Madsen has limited skills but unlimited gumption. Hes a crowd favorite because he plays all-out every game. Walker went from starter to bit player in the course of last season. Shaw is 37 and Murray turns 32 on Friday so both will probably not be back next year.
The rookies are 6-10 Brian Cook and Bill Waltons 6-8 son Luke. Also in the mix are holdovers 6-9 Robert Horry, 6-6 Kareem Rush, 34-year-old Rick Fox, Devean George, 6-1 Jenaro Pargo, Fisher and 6-10 Stanislav Medvedenko.
Horry is exploring options in Houston, where he once played and has a home. Laker fans still remember his missed triple in Game 5 of the San Antonio series last season. Hell be 33 next month so Jackson may be inclined to let him go.
Jackson disciple Dennis Rodman, meanwhile, has declared his availability to play for the Lakers. Rodman, 42, has baggage that could fill a 40-foot container. He said hes lost 18 pounds the last four months. Rodman obviously is running short of cash to finance his outlandish parties and extravagant lifestyle. A movie career didnt work out despite his experience in theatrics in the NBA so Rodman is back to peddling himself as a rebounder, defensive specialist and Carmen Electras ex.
Malone said he took a pay cut for the opportunity to wear a title ring. He promised a championship because anything less would be "a disappointment." Hell get the shock of his life when he realizes Payton is no John Stockton and whether the Mailman admits it or not, Stockton made him what he is. How Malone will fare without Stockton is a big question mark.
On paper, the Lakers look formidable. But how Jackson plans to motivate Payton, Malone, Shaq, and Kobethe Fab Fourinto sharing one basketball is a mystery that only the Zen Master can solve.
Still, if Jackson locates his geriatrics and their supporting cast on the same page, the Lakers could be unbeatable this coming season. Never mind the year after.