Bagong loveteam nagtikiman agad

Subject: Bagong loveteam na nauna munang mag-lovemaking. Da who ang papausbong na romantic pair na ito na off-screen ay may real-life romantic episode nang ginawa?

Girl: Da me?

Guy : Da we, gagah! Ikaw talaga, you forgetting what happening to us inside the car first before proceeding to a private place. Bangag ka siguro nun?

Girl: Not bangag, only ngarag. Yeah, I remembering already. ’Di ba, we had kissing na bonggang-bongga, then you inviting me to make love but I refusing?

Guy: Yes, you saying to me that you’re a Virgin Islands. Maniniwala na sana ako sa iyo, but then when we arriving at the mot-mot, you were so wild.

Girl: Stop. I don’t wanna hear anything more coz my fans will kill me. Yes, I admitting… I was really wild that I even telling you to explode inside the subtrranean cave in Palawan.

Guy: See? I thought there’s Virgin Islands nga in Palawan, eh.

Da who ang magka-loveteam na ito? Ayoko nga, baka literal nila akong paputukan, ’no!

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Now I know that Jennylyn Mercado was never close to Mrs. Bing Garcia, mother of Patrick, her ex-boyfriend, father of Alex Jazz. Ngayong araw ang Mother’s Day, and herself already a mother to a seven-month-old child, makuha kayang batiin ni Jen ang kanyang biyenang hilaw?

“Bakit?” malumanay na sagot ni Jen sa presscon ng Belo Medical Group introducing her as its latest endorser. Wala raw kasing dahilan para makipag-ugnayan ang aktres sa ina ni Patrick, much less with the guy who got her pregnant and dropped her like a hot burrito.

Anyway, aside from already being a parent, Jen proves to be a stronger-willed individual herself, thus ang pamagat nga ng kanyang May 14 concert at the Music Museum aptly titled I Am Woman. Bagama’t hindi pa tiyak kung magkakaroon ng pre-selling ng kanyang coffee-table book titled Reborn during the concert, Belo Medical Group is happy to note that it’s behind Jen’s career every step of the way.

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Mikaela Bilbao admits to being a non-stage mom, kung kaya’t hinayaan din niyang ma-upstage siya ng kanyang 12-year-old son na si JR Garcia sa kanyang mismong pa-presscon for her burgeoning beauty business called Philosophy by Mikaela.

Simple lang ang kasunduan ng mag-inang Mikaela at JR, na sa kabila pala nang pagtutol ng ina na pasukin nito ang showbiz ay wala siyang magawa.

“I guess it runs in the blood,” sey ni Mikaela of her son sa ika-pitong apo ng premyadong aktor na si Eddie Garcia. JR belongs to the Top 3 in his class, and if his grades dip, ora mismo raw niya itong patitigiling mag-showbiz.

As for JR, who’s undergoing drama workshop with the GMA Artist Center, he will stop at nothing to make his dream come true in showbiz without compromising his studies.