Megan naisalba ang korona!

MANILA, Philippines - Grabe ang nangyari nang bumisita si Megan Young sa bahay ampunan sa Port Au Prince Haiti.

Pero ang nakakatuwa ay wala namang nangyaring masama sa kanya at galos lang ang natamo niya. Maging ang kanyang korona ay naisalba ni Miss World 2013.

“Megan also fell through the floor but manage to land on her feet and thereby escape injury. Furthermore, despite the shock of the fall, Megan held on to her Miss World crown as the building collapsed around her. Miraculously Megan ensured that the Crown remained undamaged despite all that was going on.

“Megan is currently in the USA with members of her family. Speaking to us this afternoon she recounted what happened last Thursday,” ayon sa report ng Miss World website.

Pekeng pag-aresto kay Jinggoy pinaniwalaan

 Marami rin talagang gullible. Imagine pinaniwalaan nila kahapon ang lumabas na ‘news item’ sa isang website na inaresto raw si Sen. Jinggoy Estrada sa San Francisco International Airport sa pagi-smuggle ng pera sa kanyang breast. Hahaha.

Heto ang part ng kuwento sa isang website na sobrang nakakatawa : “Airport authorities grew suspicious of the senator after they noticed him all sweaty, jumpy and saw a noticeable bulge on the upper-body-area of his clothes.

“We asked him what it was,” said SFIA Head of Security Trevor Philip Ogg. “The s-n-of-a-b---h answered me by asking  â€™don’t you know who I am?’”

“I said no, who the hell are you?” narrated Ogg.

Estrada apparently introduced himself as “THE sexy senator from the Philippines”, and that the bulge on his chest was the result of intense workout regimen he undertook months prior.

But when the senator sensed that Ogg was feeling sketchy with his response, Estrada flip-flopped and told him that he was seeking medical advice from US doctors for the said lumps.

“That’s when airport officials decided to frisk him.

Ogg added, “When he took off his shirt, we saw rectangular lumps in-place of his muscles, an unusual sight that does not resemble the six-packs you see on TV.”

Upon closer inspection with the help of a scalpel, they discovered bundles of money hidden inside Estrada’s ‘muscles’ and skin, that the senator was trying to bring in to the country.

“We counted millions worth of Pesos that we suspect belongs to the Filipinos,” said Ogg.

He added, “Mr. Estrada is now visually far from sexy after we emptied his body of money after a full cavity search.”

Isang maliwanag na satire ang artikulo sa website. Pero maraming naniwala at nag-effort na i-share at mag-comment at murahin si Jinggoy.

Hahaha.

Agad namang nag-react si Jinggoy sa GMA.com. :”  â€œMy staff called me at 5:00 am to inform me that there is an article circulating in facebook that i have been arrested in the US for bringing in huge amount of US$. That is absolutely NOT TRUE. I’ve been seen by a number of filipinos and were happy to see me and even took pics of me. That story is incredible to say the least.”

Mitoy gulat ­­na apat-apat ang nakabantay na sekyu

Gulat na gulat ang The Voice of the Philippines grand champion na si Mitoy sa nangyayari sa career niya after na magwagi sa singing contest ng ABS-CBN.

Ngayon daw halos wala na siyang tulog at nagugulat siya na nakikita niyang may apat-apat na security guard na nakasunod sa kanya minsan pag nasa mall.

Pero adjusted na siya sa pagiging sikat ngayon.

Kasama rin siya sa sisimulang comedy show nina John Lloyd Cruz at Toni Gonzaga.

At sa November 15 and 16, kasama si Mitoy sa Dance Musical Concert na Serye at Sayaw na gaganapin sa Cultural Center of the Philippines (CCP) sa pangunguna ng Philippine Ballet Theatre.

Ang Serye at Sayaw ay combination ng musical theater with classical dance and soap opera. Ang first part at ipi-feature ang excerpts ng best-loved classical ballet like Romeo and Juliet na may basic plot ng teleserye. Ang second part naman involves new choreographies of Philippine Ballet Theatre Artistic Director, Ron Jaynario set to OPM teleserye theme songs.

Bahagi ng show ang mga theme songs ng Juan Dela Cruz and Walang Hanggang na si Coco Martin ang parehong bida. Mag-expect din ang mga manonood ng few classics ni George Canseco na kakantahin nga nina Mitoy with The Voice… runner up Morisette sa pangungunahan ng ABS-CBN Philharmonic Orchestra under the baton of Maestro Gerald Salonga.

Isang paraan din ito ng Philippine Ballet na ilapit ang ballet sa masa at ikorek ang impression na pang-mayaman lang ito.