CEBU, Philippines - Mga yadz! September na jud! Dili na jud kapugngan! So please, allow me to greet all my favorite celebrities who will celebrate their birthdays this month. Kay basta September gani, mga hugyaw jud kaayo ang mag-birthday. September 1 pa lang gani, birthday na ni Sir Terence Connely, the amiable father of our good friend celebrity, Jessica Connely [nga usa sa mga sisters ni John Prats sa Anghelito). Unya, dungan ang birthday nilang Karla Bautista ug mam Linda Ouano, the beautiful mother of Mandaue City Councilor Lollypop Ouano Dizon sa September 2. Sa September 4, birthday sa duha nako ka best friends, sila’s Sto. Niño Barangay Captain Pancho Ramirez and his very charming wife Lourds. Pero secret kono ang venue sa fakalz. Si Ferdie Manus mag-23 years old na kono karong September 11 ug si Allystair Connely, brother of Jessica, mag-22 sa 14 ug ang among Editor In –Chief sa The Freeman, si Sir Jerry Tundag, mag- 37 years na gyod kono sa 15, atol gyod sa sweldo, so dili maka-eskapo. Of course, Mandaue City Councilor Editha Flores Cabahug will celebrate at home on the next day. MadameAnnabelle Ricaplaza Montecalvo will be 32 on the 17th, Jon Hall in the 18 ug ang akong love nga si Andrew Shift Diada Relatado will be 7 years old on the 19th, si Nilo sa 20, ug magdungan sila’s Marylou Relatado, my very close friend Clark Kent Neri, Jericho Rosales and the late Justo C. Justo on the 21st [anniversary sa Martial Law]. Sa 24 si Danessa Relatado, sa 25 sila’s Jury Mirafuentes, Kuya Mar Abatayo ug si Wendy Mendoza. Sunod adlaw, mga Yadzz! Sila si Sir Leo Lastimosa ug ang kaluhang sila’s Basak Barangay Captain Dave and Joy Tumulak, (ma-take?) sa 27 sila’s Nang Tancing Pilas Relatado ug Robi Domingo. Sa 28 si Raul Kent Flores Cabahug, ang gwapong barangay councilor sa Looc, Mandaue City. And before you put this paper down, September 12 pa diay ang “Mistress.”