Opinion

He isn’t old, he just looks like it

THE EAR - The Freeman

March 1, 2023 | 12:00am

GOOD HUMOR. A man was lining up for service in a government office when he was asked to take the line for senior citizens. The situation turned awkward after the man said he was not a senior citizen yet.

However he thought of a joke to diffuse the tension.

“Hala, tiguwang na diay ko og nawong, ma’am?” he joked.

Those within earshot had a good laugh.

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