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Man bites dog… food

THE EAR - The Freeman
May 19, 2018 | 12:00am

GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. A couple went shopping for dog food but couldn’t find their regular preferred brand. They were overheard trying to choose between two brands they were not familiar with.

“Basin ang iro dili mokaon ani,” the wife said as she picked out a can of wet dog food.

“Aw, kung ang iro dili mokaon, ako’y mokaon,” the husband said.

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