She can make her sweat for a week

OVERJOYED. Two women who have not seen each other for almost a decade met at a party thrown by a common friend. The two were so ecstatic that they were almost shouting at the top of their voices, irritating another woman.

INSULT. "Hay, kasaba ba anang duha, oi,  (What a noisy lot)" she said, telling no one in particular. However, a girl near her heard what she said, and she took it as an insult. "Ako ra ba nang mommy (She's my mom)," she told the woman.

MAKE HER SWEAT. The girl wanted to make the woman sweat for a day, so she added this fib: "My mom is a policewoman and the lady she's talking with is a lawyer." The woman, upon hearing this, left in a huff.