Coin hoard
COINS. After reading the news about charges to be filed against coin (peso) hoarders, a sari-sari store owner got worried about the five coconut shell "alkansiyas" he has that are filled with coins he had saved over the years. The coin denomination ranged from five centavo coins to one peso. "Unsaon ko man ni?" he asked his wife.
SOLUTION. The wife said: "Dad-a na sa Central Bank ipatibuok." The sari-sari store owner said that's like offering himself to be arrested with his coin hoard. His own solution: "Bahala na. Sila'y papangitaa sa akong mga alkansiya."
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