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Opinion

Silk panties

THE EAR - The Freeman
June 8, 2014 | 12:00am

PANTIES. One weekend, a business exec was seen by his daughter washing some silk ladies panties on the kitchen sink. The daughter asked: "Kang kinsa man nang mga pantiha, Dad." Dad said they were his. The daughter didn't believe it. Evil thoughts got to her mind and reported what she saw to her mother.

RASHES. The mother said it was all right. She said Dad  had to use silk panties to stop the skin rashes caused by his briefs. "Nidebelop man gud og rashes sa iyang bugan. Gihuwaman niya ang akong silk panties," the mother explained. Then both mother and daughter laughed.

DAD

DAUGHTER

GIHUWAMAN

MAN

MOTHER

NIDEBELOP

PANTIES

RASHES

SILK
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