Panties may cause split-up
PANTIES. Talks making the rounds of a high-class neighborhood in the city's North District have it that a well-heeled couple is in danger of splitting up because of a set of medium-size ladies panties. Our Ear informer says the wife discovered a pack of 12 panties in hubby's luggage (“maletaâ€). The husband had just arrived from a Hong Kong business trip.
“PASALUBONGâ€. The husband explained that the pack of panties (silk and in different colors) was “pasalubong†for the wife who did not believe it. “Kagagmay anang pantiha. Extra-large akong size. Siyaro wa ka pa maka-memorize sa akong size, napu na katuig na ang imong paghos-hos sa panty ko.â€
AGGRAVATING WORDS. Friends of the wife are aggravating the situation by whispering (“hunghongâ€) to her that the panties were for her husband's “kabit.â€
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