Wrong fastfood chain

HAPPY MEAL. An Ear informer was queuing at a fastfood chain when she heard the woman before her say to the cashier: “Miss, usa ka happy meal, kanang chicken ha.” The cashier responded: “Ma'am, wala mi'y happy meal.” Woman (irritated): “Ngano gud intawng wala. Unsa man diay nang inyong gibutang nga toys diha sa inyong counter?”

KIDDIE MEAL. Our informer continued to listen to the conversation between the woman and the cashier. Cashier: “Ma'am naa mi'y meal nga naa'y apil toy but dili happy meal, kiddie meal. Sa lain man na'ng happy meal ma'am.” The informer just smiled, “Ah, mao diay.”