Snake: The reason why we’re wearing clothes

Rep. Lagman says the RH law is not watered down. Even then, many observers think it’s all wet.

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This is the Year of the Snake. The snake is what made Adam — and all of us now — realize that it’s more healthy to wear clothes than go naked even in paradise.

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It says here that a woman was fired by her employer for being too sexy. She’s too hot for the boss to carry on his laps?

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Speaking of heat, did you know that according to experts, pound-for pound, your body, not just Pacman’s, produces more heat than the sun?

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I just heard on TV that another explosion took place in Sultan Kudarat. Seven were injured seriously. And the explosion wasn’t even caused by Bin Laden and Super Lolo.

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From reader Charlie “Carling” Seno: “About a million members of a religious group gathered for two days at the Rizal Park for their Christmas celebration. It just occurred to me...

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If dozen or two of the members suddenly felt the urgent need to relieve themselves — or answer the call of nature — where did they go?”

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I have a barber-friend who makes more money trimming beards than cutting hair. I know the reason why. He’s got a lot of customers who are bearded. I just learned from a magazine that men’s beards grow faster than the hair on the head.

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This article here says that men’s beards grow faster on Sunday than on any other days of the week. Why? Even scientists, says this magazine, don’t have the slightest idea why.

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I was asked if I’ve heard of people who had robbed the government and/ or private entities of millions but haven’t been jailed. I said, yes, of course. And I have also heard of poor boys who robbed some people of 10 or 20 pesos and got dumped in jail.

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OVERHEARD. Two college coeds were heard talking about the behavior of their parents. Said one of the girls: “Grabe gyung tihika anang papa nako oy. Dili mohatag painit sa akong mamisitang mga amiga.” Said the other girl: “Ang akong papa gyud. Gibisitahan sa iyang amigo nga judge, gipapainit lang og pinaypay nga saging plus tubig bugnaw. Sus uwawa gyud nako oy.” Said the first girl: “Hahaha! Nauwaw gyud ka abi kay ang anak sa judge nanguyab man nimo. Hahaha!”