PUBLIC TOILET. An old male city resident called up to congratulate and thank the group of civic spirited women handling the beautification project of the city. “Palihog tunol ngadto kanila ang akoang pahalipay ug pasalamat,” the phone caller said. “Mahingpit ang ilang pagpanindot sa siyudad kon ilang iapil ang pagtukod og mga kasilyas kun CR alang sa publiko.”
NO PLACE TO GO. The same caller told The Ear about an old woman who felt an urgent need to relieve herself but had no place to go. She urinated behind a parked truck along Leon Kilat St. Unfortunately for her the truck left the place before she could finish pissing. “Prueba kini nga gikinahanglan sa public ang mga CR dinhi sa siyudad,” the caller said.