SIGN OF THE CROSS. The woman boss of a company van driver has been “warning” the driver to stop making the sign of the cross at the drop of a hat, so to speak. The boss is Born-Again and, like all Born-Agains, do not make the sign of the cross. Having been a Catholic since birth, the driver (now in his forties) can’t help crossing himself before driving, before eating, before coming down the stairway, etc.
DISOBEDIENCE. Someone in the office jested he could be fired for disobedience, but the driver said: “Dili ko ma-fired ni Ma’am. Manguros ra ko mausab na iyang hunahuna.” The driver once asked his boss: “Unsay nakalain ining pagpanguros, Ma’am?” His boss simply said: “It’s against my religion.” The driver instinctively crossed himself.