Lovers split up due to lack of hygiene

LOVERS BREAKUP. Two lovers in their mid-thirties recently broke up for reasons of “sanitation and hygiene.” An Ear informer said the man decided to split up because the woman seldom brushed her teeth. After they had parted ways, the woman told our informer: “Mayra oy. Iyang briefs tagsa ka semana una ilisi.” Asked how come she knew, the woman said: “Secret.”

NOT THE END.

That was not the end of the story. The Ear informer learned a month or so later that the woman in the story was being courted by a salesman of a toothpaste. “Karon makapanipilyo na gyud kanunay si Ma’am,” the Ear informer said in jest.